nuke nuke nuke that moon

The last time I blogged after an interview, I felt all confident about it and stuff, but things didn't pan out. WELL that was before, today was totally different, you guys. this one is a sure thing. yep, thats right, guaranteed job.

why would I say something like that? because when my rejection email comes in 3 weeks i can quote the above text and then write "lolpwnt" below it for comedic irony, or something. i wouldnt need to say anything else, as a matter of fact.

yeah, interview was good, is all i'm getting at here. i'll find out in 3 weeks. got a phone interview with a place in Taiwan this week, which would also be a cool place to work.

i couldn't figure out how to segue into this. but it's awesome. did you know that during the cold war, certain people in our intelligence community thought it would be a great idea to launch a nuke at the moon, just to show the rest of the world how big our dick was? well goddamit why didn't they go through with it?! fuck the moon!! right? am i right? and that's just #5 on this list of the most heinous plans from the cold war. i found #2 to be especially...nefarious

and here's a cool little story of a guy who's trying to make NYC a more attractive place.

writing pointless garbage is hard, ok?

No posts for at least the last 2 weeks, why? because nothing's been going on TBH. i started this blog because it is, as far as I know, inadmissable as evidence and to keep track of my worldly adventures. the adventure, sadly, has been nonexistent lately unless you'd like to hear the epic tales of "drew wrote an email" or "drew vs. the yardwork" or "drew read a series of articles about the corruption in his county government and still strangely decided that he didn't feel like voting, again."

i believe in my last post, i said that i was simply waiting for someone to throw large piles of money at me and send me to japan, well, guess what....i didnt get the job...LOL! here's a graphical representation of how i feel about that:

INTERVIEW FAIL yeah i'm pretty honked about it, mainly because i don't think i pooched the interview at all, as i said i felt pretty good about what had been said when i walked out of there. looks like i've BEEN TAKEN DOWN A PEG which has caused me to learn these 2 things:

1.) you can never be too confident about important stuff like this

2.) i'm going to piss on a canadian flag

so, my next interview is in a little over a week, and i'm gettin ready for that with an eye towards not fucking it up. in the meantime, more applications are going out! looks like i might be headed back to the ROK before too long

--guy who writes this

my karma ran over your dogma