Achievement Unlocked (30 points): Job in Japan

"I'm hungry. Give me the ramens."
"Which ramens?"
"EVERY ramens."
"Ok, but this isn't a ramen shop, or a restaurant."
"GAIIIIIIJJIIIIIIINNNNNN SMAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OHNOGAIJINSMASH!"

got hired. i should be leaving in mid-march i believe, which gives me plenty of downtime to practice my gaijin smash accuracy and technique. oh, and bone up on my japanese. that would also be good. in fact, Abbey, i still have your copy of "Making out in Japanese" and that's gonna get me a few slaps in the face but i'll still study it intently. it might be time to dust off the denshi jisho and finish the translation of river city ransom 2 that i abandoned when i went to koreeeeeeeeeeea. as long as my plane doesn't xplodelol on the way there, 2010 should be a pretty good year. hopefully 2011 will be too. then we all die in 2012 when nibiru comes back.

--guy who writes this
my karma ran over your dogma